Spanx
Today I went to the shop and bought Spanx, blonde hair dye and toothpaste. These are my second pair of spanx I've bought this week, the first pair didnt fit, so I asked the lady this time if I was allowed to take them back, and she said -No, they are panties, you can't return panties!!!!!! really loud so that everyone could hear her then looked at me in disgust. They are not panties, they are spanx....Thanks Lizzy from counter number 5- may you die a slow and painful death.
I don't see the harm in wearing them, in fact I think I'm doing people a favor.. No one should have to see that. I'd rather step out of a car flashing my skin colours bicycle shorts than doing a Sharon Stone. Especially since I will be stepping out of a black cab, not a white range rover sport.
Excited about the weekend, will be spending it in London with Nevick Caroline and Thommo. And on Sunday my sister is coming to town, gonna take her away from everything cool in London and bring her to Norwich, where absolutely nothing is cool. 
I haven't told Thommo yet but I actually bought a pair of spanx for him as well... Manx!
