sofiahjelm

Hey,

Back in Norwich after a weekend in Norway. It was amazingly cold amazingly nice and amazingly expensive as usual. On Friday night we had a couple of beers around the fire followed by 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Well, a couple of kids decided it was a good idea to play football outside our 1st floor bedroom window but part from that.

Spend the Saturday walking around Oslo, shopping and drinking lattes followed by a home cooked meal by a drunk Norwegian man. After dinner we had a party, a girl with fake boobies was there, that was the centre of all of our attention for quite a big part of the night. Stayed up til sunrise that morning listening Tania Stevens and playing cards around the fire.

Now I pack my bags again for Spain on Thursday, bring on Benidorm and sticky Vicky!

First in Friday morning, dark and cosy, turn everyone’s little lights on and have a chai latte.. mmm

Tonight me and Thommo are flying off to Norway to drink Moet and look at fitties. Norway is possibly the nicest looking country in the world. Apparently Norwegian men like Swedish girls though so I'll be extra Swedish this weekend.
Bought a brand new coat yesterday, walked in with it this morning, it's rubbish. It was so cold I won't stand a chance in Norway or Sweden this winter. But If you want to look nice you have to pay the price.

Had a Skype session with my mom last night for over an hour, turns out we both have a Facebook addiction so we ended up having two conversations at the same time, one on Skype and the other on Facebook. 


No I should get back to work really...

Spain next week, whoop!

xx

I’m back from a weekend of money spending, champagne drinking, bitch fighting and sleeping in London.
When I say weekend it was actually just one night but it seemed long enough. Managed to make my way to marble arch on Friday night and was met by Maria. We went home to get ready.. well I didn’t have much to get ready with as my bag was mainly filled with my pj's, pillow and towel. All three which I ended up not needing in the end. Painted my toe nails with Chanel and was told to take my tights of as I looked a bit too conservative, then that's me ready. Little did I know we were going to the biggest seller of Dom Perignon in the world... a place where you can buy bottles for £32.000 and have a drink in the grey goose lounge, never have I felt so out of place in my life. Although very drunk we managed to go to a restaurant at 6.30 in the morning and eat falafel and samosa. I fell asleep at the table, must have looked very sophisticated. I traded pints in a pub in Norwich with a greasy pizza on the way back to Movida and a late night restaurant visit with knife and fork.

Woke up at 14.15 by a text form my sister, realised I was on the 15.00 train back and the rest was just a mad rush to make it to my train on time... I didn’t by the way. Missed it majorly and didn’t make it back to Norwich until 7 at night.

Tack Maria for a good night out!

In about 1 hour I will be leaving the office and get on the magic train that will take me to London. Me and Maria are gonna Party tonight. I have bought new Jaspar Conran shoes for the occasion and a Heat magazin for the journey. Bring on 18.00!

x